You can never have too many threads going on about the bolts winning the stanely cup. Jeez
and what is really funny was the tribune down here printed an article about how the bolts lost the game and never got the cup. I think there was a screw up with the editor.
Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Red Deer, Alberta, park
when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's
collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview
the boy.
"Young Flames Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook. "But I'm not a Flames fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry,
since we're in Alberta, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and
he
starts writing again.
"Oilers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his
notebook.
"I'm not an Oilers fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in
Alberta was either for the
Flames or the Oilers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Tampa Bay fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in
his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard From Florida Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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