* I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
* If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
* Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
* You know, we were born without clothes.
* Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
* Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
* If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
* Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
* Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
* Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
* Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
* You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
* That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
* Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
* Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
* Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
* What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
* You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
* You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
* Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
* Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
* Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
* Hi, who's your friend?
* Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
* I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
* Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
* Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
* Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
* Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
* Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
* Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
* Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
* Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
* What's your sign?
* I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
* Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
* Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
* Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
* You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
* I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
* So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
* If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
* You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
* Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
* It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
* I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
* Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
* If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
* Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
* I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
* Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
* Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
* Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
* Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
* Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
* You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
* Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
* I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
* Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
* Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
* Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
* How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
ProtoRice wrote: If you was nakey and I was nakey we would be nakey so lets just get nakey and you can touch my pee-pee. Well that was straight to the point.
____________________ "Men and boys alike love burnouts because they involve machinery, loud noises, and destruction."
