Jonny Bolt wrote: Yeah, that chic that pissed herself does look kinda hot. I'd more than likely have intimate relations/sexual intercourse with her
I cant see how these people get this intoxicated. I have drank, and drank, and drank, and never reached that point where I lost control of my bodily functions. I have passed out on the couch (a 1200 dollar couch that is) with half a bottle of beer in my hand. That sucked. And I did 10 shots of whiskey back in the Winter of '96 and wiped out behind the toilet. Yes, I woke up wrapped around the back of the toilet. But I have never matched anything in these photos. I usually drink to entertain. I'm the guy doing alot of rubber jawing and telling most of the stories so people laugh their bags off. I more often than not feel like a total douche the next day, and wonder why I choose to be that story telling/soap box/stand up comedian guy, but then agian, somebodies gotta do it. I guess thats better than starting fights, puking on peoples shit and bashing things apart, and banging peoples girlfriends. Those types of things arent for me.
I'd rather walk up the next day and think...."nooooo, did I really say or do that"....grrrrrr
I gotta say I usually make it home before passing out. One time I passed out in the bathroom and almost cut my jugular, still got a scar. But I do remember the entire night before.
OMG!!! LOLOL!!! I can honestly say I have never ever been that drunk. Not that I don't drink at times but I always remember it and have never messed myself. Yuck!!! I bet that girl who wet herself still gets ripped on for that. I couldn't even imagine. LOL!!!