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  Posted: Fri Dec 9th, 2005 06:25 pm
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Top 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas....

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph's honker!

7. Santa's sack is really bulging.



6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. To get it to stand up straight,try propping it against the wall



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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Dec 11th, 2005 12:52 pm
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Thats funny, I love dirty jokes.....LOL



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  Posted: Fri Dec 16th, 2005 04:17 pm
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Hm, debating whether I should post the christmas card text I got from a few years ago.... was hysterically funny.
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