She's a ho-bag, and a skank...they all are on that show. Plus she's a drama queen Jonny...first time you brought back a fish from the brook, she'd probably have a meltdown.
LMFAO! I dont know, I think I would actually calm down on the fishing and spend a little less time out on the water if I could be with her. Thats a big MAYBE.
And I thought she was a tease, not a skank? I hear so much stuff said about her, its crazy. Geez, I'd hate to hear what people say about me. She might act stupid and all that crap, but I think its cute. She's young, and all that shit will go away. Besides, I have come to the conclusion that New England chics just arent for me. My friend Brian is back on leave from Flight School, and he's been in the service and traveled the globe for over 5 years, and he comes back here and still says this is the hardest place to friggin meet girls, cuz in general, they all seem so stuck up. He said Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. was a better place to meet chics lol. Go figure.
Fuck N.E.. I need a nice southern girl. Too bad most of em say they dont like "Yankees". I guess I'm a loud, obnoxious, douchebag yankee new englander. I'm fucked.
Dont mind me, I finally snapped and had a nervous breakdown or something yesterday
Last edited on Wed May 26th, 2004 07:00 pm by Jonny Bolt
There isn't anything like a New England girl Jonny B, she can bait her own line, and wrestle a greased hog three ways till sunday. What more can you ask for? I dated a southern girl once, and it was ok for a while, but all that sweetness shit, gets you craving for someone that isn't skeered to get dirty every now and then.
Jonny Bolt wrote: I hear ya. I guess finally I am just sick of that crap. I want a gurly gurl now.
I WANT CAMERAN!!!!! Or a gurl similar? LOL
You can do so much better than that, you think that cutesy immature shit is hot right now, but 2 weeks of that and you are gonna start wondering when you have to stop changing her friggin' diaper for her. Plus, the worst thing you can have happen is to get some clingy girl that won't do her own thing, then you wouldn't get no Jonny and Jay time...and that would just be sad wouldn't it?
hey eric, do you think he needs some anal ease with that plug?
as for florida girls, yeah we can bait our own line, and wrestle a hog more than three ways, and we know how to have fun year round since it doesn't snow down here.
High Maintenance - Jonny, c'mon now man..don't make me hafta hurt ya on that NE girl/woman cr@p.
You really think someone from anywhere else could take care of business the way we do up here? Nah...You'd get sooo sick of the whining, shopping and credit card debt from a chick like that that you'd probably become the first TF member to commit murder!
You think you've had a nervous breakdown now? Wait till lil' miss "need my hair, nails, toes, wax, teeth, massage, blah blah blah done wears you down.
Not to mention...they're only pretty as long as they have the $$$ for maintenance and don't have to work.
Pokes - what's a "sandwich" lady?
____________________ Get in, Sit down, Shut up and HANG ON!
I said in GENERAL. Thats my experience, as well as many others that I know. Its my experience, that in N.E. bars, clubs, etc., it is GENERALLY harder to meet someone here, than anywhere else. I didnt say that all N.E. girls are stuck up.
"You think you've had a nervous breakdown now? Wait till lil' miss "need my hair, nails, toes, wax, teeth, massage, blah blah blah done wears you down."
I guess agree with ya Chelly. I just think I want something different for a change. At this point, I would choose a girly-girl from the south over a "bait ya hook, and wrestle hogs N.E.'r". I guess I just want to experience another culture, a girl from a different part of the country. A different accent, a different way of life. I'd like to learn some things, as well as change some things about myself. LIke swearing for instance, I need to stop using the F word as an adjective.
High Maintenance - Jonny, c'mon now man..don't make me hafta hurt ya on that NE girl/woman