CKA wrote: My other thing is if U DON"T DO OVER 70 ON THE HIGHWAY U WILL BE PASSED!!! The gas pedal will not burn your foot, fu**ng use it people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I am done now.
OH! Your one of those types huh?!?!?!? I'm doing 65, the speed limit, obeying the LAW, relaxing with the cruise control on, and there's someone up my buttox, waiting for a chance to pass, just dying to speed, 65mph isnt fast enough, racing towards the reaper............
Jesus H Christ. I've done 80mph on the highway, and STILL had some fuckin jerkoff riding my asspipe cuz he couldnt pass around me due to cars. 80 ISNT fast enough!
I hate people. It's time to start thinning out the herd. Too many people on this planet.
You could due 101mph, and youd still have some dorph right up on y'ass. It's like they want death, they are speeding towards their casket.
Maybe that was me Johnny, , I only do that when there are no other people on the road except 4 us or a couple others. But come on, use the gas pedal, no one around and why not????? Live a little.
I dont know. The last person that said "live a little" to me while he was speeding ended up smashing his Thunderbird around a utility pole and into a stone wall. Car was almost ripped in half. I landed in the backseat, my head 12 inches from the pole that ended up in the middle of the car. And the smell of gas all around...it wasnt fun. Almost couldnt get out. I thought the car was going to blow up. After climbing back into the passenger seat, I threw myself at the door several times SO HARD, that I broke my forearm. Still couldnt get out. Had climb over the seats and fall out of the broken drivers side window.
Speeding can KILL YOU. Your alive one second, and at the snap of someones fingers.....YOUR DEAD.
-anyone who thinks my floorboard is a trash can. i keep a freakin plastic bag in my car for a reason. trash goes in the trash bag, what a concept!
-anyone with a crappy car who talks crap. i have a friend with a beat up old Olds van that has more mechanical problems that HP and he is always talking crap about how bad my focus is... give me a break.
-anyone who touches my stereo. i have my sound set up exactlly how i want it. i have my bass at the level i want it, i have my treble at the level i want it, i have my volume at the level i want it, it is playing the station and or cd track i want. LEAVE IT ALONE!!! if you want to play with something, get out of my car and go play with yourself!!!
and of course, pretty much everything else that has been said.
as for all of you who hate drivers on cell phones, i happen to drive on my cell phone alot, but i have a very nice hands free set. keeps me safe, keeps you safe. it is a wonderful thing.
-anyone with a crappy car who talks crap. i have a friend with a beat up old Olds van that has more mechanical problems that HP and he is always talking crap about how bad my focus is... give me a break.
-anyone who touches my stereo. i have my sound set up exactly how i want it. i have my bass at the level i want it, i have my treble at the level i want it, i have my volume at the level i want it, it is playing the station and or cd track i want. LEAVE IT ALONE!!! if you want to play with something, get out of my car and go play with yourself!!!
OH MAN! Those so good! I've almost had to physically assault people when I've had my big stereo systems in my cars. DONT TOUCH YOU FAT SKUNK!
And I hear ya about people flappin their gummyworms about ya car, when theirs is much, much more of an embarrassment.
what absolutely pisses me off is parking in a mall lot. always seems some ass has to see how close he can park beside you. and if i try parking out in the boonies to get away from this, i don't! never fails, enough room to open and barley squeeze in or damn door dings. or one other peeve on this subject is the ass that parks against you're front end (had my plate cover broken because of this).
one of my biggest...rolling roadblocks on the interstate... if your going to cut me off to pass someone, get the hell around them... dont do 1 mile an hour faster than the guy beside you.
and stay out of the left lane. i dont trust having to pass some jackass on the right, besides, its illegal to pass this way. i didnt flash you for shits and giggles. and dont look at me stupid and flip me off for sheer ignorance on your part...
oh, and like someone said...dont tailgate me at 75+ miles an hour...its a good way to cause an accident by taking the air away from someones rearend and causing it to go light.
Discourteous people. People who block driveways or exits when stopped at a light. People who don't use turn signals, people who tailgate, people who apparently believe that the right lane is for pedestrians only, people who talk on cell phones while driving, people who talk on cell phones while driving, people who talk on cell phones while driving, people who talk on cell phones when driving. people who talk on cell phones while driving, and last but not least...people who talk on cell phones while driving.
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So, do people on cell phones while they are driving piss you off? :-)
Pulling over can save you money when your phone rings.
I was cruising along the highway, 3 lanes per side, at a good clip.
Phone rang so I answered it and just said,"hang on a moment while I pull over". Had an opening in the traffic that I was passing so put my foot in to it, got the openings and pulled off the highway. I'm sitting there on the phone and pulling out my laptop when a cop is suddenly standing by my window. Didn't even notice him pulling in. He asked me about why I pulled over and I told him that the phone had rung. He gave me a little chat about watching my speed and told me that the only reason I wasn't getting tagged was because I'd pulled over to take the phone call.
This has happened twice now. This last time it saved me a 450.00 tag!
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-Cell phone users: Please do us all a favor, and if you must get that latest gossip via that little radiation-causing drama device, at least use a hands-free kit. The others around you might actually thank you later.
-Street Racers: Last time I checked, this is Route 9 / Mass Pike / 95 / 93 / whatever, not the Indianapolis 500. Keep it to the track
-Old people: Seroiusly, if you are weaving in the lane / curbing / going reeeeealy slow, sure signs right there -- you probably shouldn't be driving.
-People that have no clue as to where they are going: My personal favorite. Listen... you guys that are taking sudden turns, going ridiculously slow, going to turn, then decide last second NOT to turn?? Yeah, Your behavior is the reason as to why I am flipping you off and screaming at you out my window. You people obviously have no clue as to where you are going, and don't care if you get into some sort of accident. Well now, I do. I'm sure there are people behind your slow ass that think the same way. Do us all a favor, try and memorize the directions before going. Better yet, have your eyes examined.
lil duratec wrote: $450 because you were speeding or because talking on the phone while driving is a finable offense?
I know NY State it's illegal to talk on a phone while driving (hands-free devices I think are OK) but AFAIK that's the only state...
I have so many driving pet peeves it would raise my blood pressure to think about it.
That would have been the tag for the speeding. It's not illegal here to use the phone while driving.
The only time I don't pull over when the phone rings is if I'm out in light traffic on the highway with cruise control on.
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I really have a problem with tailgaters riding my bumper while I'm talking on my cell phone when I'm stopped on an entry ramp waiting for an opening so I can pull in front of a car and cross all the lanes so I can drive 10 mph below the speed limit and adjusting the fade controls on my cd player at the same time. Really upsets me when folks flip me off.
mchedd wrote: I really have a problem with tailgaters riding my bumper while I'm talking on my cell phone when I'm stopped on an entry ramp waiting for an opening so I can pull in front of a car and cross all the lanes so I can drive 10 mph below the speed limit and adjusting the fade controls on my cd player at the same time. Really upsets me when folks flip me off.
Thought that you were just ticked at them because they made you lose your place in the book that you were reading.
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oh i feel better now....
yall shoulda seen it. 4 lane through town, 30mph. car ahead and to my right was doing anout 25 and a little weaving back and forth, also making abrupt stops. as i got closer i noticed she was reading something, not paying attention at all. there was a semi behind her and i could kinda tell he was a little pissed.
so, me being me, i did the right thing. i opened the window and pointed at her car, the truck driver caught this hint and pulled up on her. i then signaled him to lay on the airhorn
i swear to god she hit the roof and had to change shorts. was funny as hell, you could see her suddenly look in the rearview when his horn went off. musta been nice to see nothing but a big ol grill...lol
she turned on a sidestreet a short while later.
why dont i never have my camera for this stuff? would have made for a hella good laugh.
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Thought that you were just ticked at them because they made you lose your place in the book that you were reading.