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CKA
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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Jul 14th, 2004 06:38 pm
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Go this from a friend:

11. What would Steve Jobs Do?    

10. If u hit me, I shall become more powerful than u can possibly imagine.     

 9. This car did the Kessel Run 

 8. Honk if u hate Microsoft 

7. If u can read this, I'm not playing Halo.   

6. Robot in duisguise    

5. Caution: War Driver  

4. My other car is a 3D-rendered model of a Ferrari on Need 4 Speed            

3. This is all I could afford after modding my computer                                                

2. How's my driver? Call 0x00000000                                                                          

1. If this van is rocking, I'm having an asthma attack.

 

If u got any post em.

Last edited on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 06:40 pm by CKA



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Jul 14th, 2004 07:34 pm
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"If you see the van a rockin', dont start a knockin'"



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Jul 14th, 2004 07:53 pm
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I have a few for ya:

1 - Not all dumbs are blonde

2 - BLONDE if you're HONK!!

3 - Speed kills, drive slow, get a Honda.

4 - It was only a lane change!

5 - Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Jul 14th, 2004 08:27 pm
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"my bordie collie is smarter than you're honor student"

 



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Mana: 
  Posted: Thu Jul 15th, 2004 12:32 am
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"My kid beat up your honor student!"



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Mana: 
  Posted: Thu Jul 15th, 2004 01:44 am
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Dear God, Please let there be another oil boom. I promise not to piss it all away this time.

Seen around here when oil prices were low a while back.



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Mana: 
  Posted: Thu Jul 15th, 2004 02:12 am
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don't get too close or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

don't like my driving? call 1-800-crybaby



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Mana: 
  Posted: Thu Jul 15th, 2004 02:54 am
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" Honk if you;re horny"

wouldnt horns be going off all the time then? I mean... when are guys not? ;)



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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Jul 26th, 2004 11:41 pm
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k this one isnt geeky, just funny

0-60 in 5 miles

i thought it was funny anyways



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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Jul 26th, 2004 11:47 pm
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"don't like my driving? call 1-800-crybaby"

 

LMFAO! Mr. V, thats something you'd definitely see down in Mass. :)



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Jul 27th, 2004 12:15 am
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There are tons of political ones lately, but I thought this one was funny:

Re-elect Gore 2004



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Jul 27th, 2004 04:08 am
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I think this ones kinda lame....hehehehe

 
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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Jul 27th, 2004 01:50 pm
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we can't read it!



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Jul 27th, 2004 02:18 pm
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bama wrote: we can't read it!

Sorry... if you are from around here you see them all the time... it says

This Car Climbed Mt Washington..... irony being.... that pic was taken at the top of mt washington too.... Chris... stop tryin to show off ;)



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Jul 27th, 2004 06:08 pm
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My Karma just ran over your Dogma



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Jul 27th, 2004 07:07 pm
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"My kid can beat up the kid that beat up your honor student."



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Jul 28th, 2004 02:43 am
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zx3_rex wrote: "My kid can beat up the kid that beat up your honor student."I love this one. :)



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