Those friggin Brinks home security commercials. Some bad guy kicks down the door and the alarm goes off...5 seconds later some big strong guy calls and says "I'm sending someone right now". Why don't they tell the truth...won't don't they show the guy calling from fuckin Hondoras that speaks broken English say "Someone will be rrrrrrrrrrrrright der."
I don't know what you're so mad about. With modern transportation, they should be able to have someone from Honduras at your door in around 14-16 hours or so.
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