Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.
Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.
But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.
Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.
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Wow! I'm not sure what else to say but wow! You know, secession isn't just for the south... he could try to get his northern states to secede so they don't have to support the red state leaches.
Wow. What, a fuckin dorph. He should do some more research, he'd learn that quite a few wealthy folk from the North took part in the slave trade. Alot of those ships were owned by Yankees.
I think I saw this guy on the corner of Washington St. in Boston peddlin' dope.
Liberal riff-raff.
Last edited on Tue Nov 16th, 2004 01:01 am by Jonny Bolt
Jonny Bolt wrote: Wow. What, a fuckin dorph. He should do some more research, he'd learn that quite a few wealthy folk from the North took part in the slave trade. Alot of those ships were owned by Yankees.
I think I saw this guy on the corner of Washington St. in Boston peddlin' dope.
That guy is a misinformed douchetard. Im from the south originally and Northerners are eliteists and act alot more holier than thou. We all pay taxes thats a moot point.
Jamestown in Virgina was the first Colony .....the Mayflower is old also......Those points are retarded also.
I think that guy is a jackass and feels he needs to rant about places he doesn't visit, and things he doesnt back up.......does he distribute the taxes?
Thats his whole point is the south steals tax dollars? what about the rest of the Fucking country?
Anyway I love my country, I like living in the North even though you guys dont have sweet tea and decent cooking. But its cleaner than the south up here.
So all in all that angry lil girl is a douchetard and there are parts of the country that are alot worse Like california......
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audiojunkie wrote: That guy is a misinformed douchetard. Im from the south originally and Northerners are eliteists and act alot more holier than thou. We all pay taxes thats a moot point.
Jamestown in Virgina was the first Colony .....the Mayflower is old also......Those points are retarded also.
I think that guy is a jackass and feels he needs to rant about places he doesn't visit, and things he doesnt back up.......does he distribute the taxes?
Thats his whole point is the south steals tax dollars? what about the rest of the Fucking country?
Anyway I love my country, I like living in the North even though you guys dont have sweet tea and decent cooking. But its cleaner than the south up here.
So all in all that angry lil girl is a douchetard and there are parts of the country that are alot worse Like california......
You know what's sad - I can't believe as AMERICAN's who love our country we are still so divided by north, south, east and west.
There is excellent food up here, just not southern cooking, I understand there's nothing close to real home cooking no matter where you're from. California has beautiful places and not so beautiful places, just like everywhere else in this country.
Generalizing is one of our biggest problems. We need to look at groups being made up of individuals. If you don't agree with your group...break off from it and speak out for yourself.
I am a Mainer born and raised. I've lived in CO, NH and ME. I've visited so many states and the UK. I prefer New England because of the seasons among other things. (no mud slides, minimal flooding, no "real" tornados, earthquakes are minimal and not too noticable when they do happen, places to "escape" the hustle and bustle of city life within a half hour or less).
"Can't we all just get along"?!
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