Well, so, I'm back from vacation and I hop in my car this morning to head up to work once again this week and what happens? read on:
I carpool with a co-worker and we go up 3A every morning (that I'm on time, if I'm late we take 93) for a nice liesurely, wake up for work drive to Concord from Manchester...
Well...
In Hooksett there is an intersection that has 4 lanes, one turns left, one turns right, the other two in the middle continue on North on 3A. Well, I come to a stop behind a large truck in the left center lane, the big heavy ones that have the thick walls to handle gravel and other heavy stuff and there is a tanker truck beside him and another one of those large trucks behind him in the right center lane. We're stopped at the redlight...
Light turns green, big truck in front of me moves ahead quite nicely and I follow...now, mind you, the left lane is the right of way as the right lane drops out into a one lane road. The right lane is supposed to yield to the left lane traffic and merge in accordingly 'nuff said there...not for this ASSHOLE tanker driver..no sir, he decided to boot it last second to cut me out of the equasion while I'm nearly in front of him and he then jerks his steering wheel in MY direction and almost drives me into the new median w/ sign on my left!
I leaned on the Horn nice and hard and downshifted to get in front of the bastard and moved onward with him behind me flipping me the bird etc.
We get to the next set of lights and the ignorant prick pulls up and stops barely inches, if an inch from my rear bumper perpetuating the BullShit and then starts shouting vulgarities at me calling me an asshole and learn how to drive. Well, I bark back at him letting him know that he was wrong and that I had the right of way in that case! Well, my poor passenger is getting quite the ride to work this morning! He flipped me off again and kept on swearing so I opened my moonroof and did the juvenile thing and popped him the bird right back. I know, that was stupid, but he wasn't letting this go! He was wrong and damn it I know it.
Ok so moving onward..next traffic light...that sonofabitch throws out ROCKS or something very similar at my car and hits my roof, with them, they fly over my moonroof and smack into my hood and then onto the ground. I was so damned close to stepping out of my car and smacking him in the head with my Maglight I couldn't stand it. Who the hell does he think he is anyway?!!! Light turns green, I sit there for a while and he starts to move and I don't...I actually put my car in reverse hoping that the sonofabitch will hit me. Then, last minute on the light I go...hoping the dink gets caught at the light and leaves me the hell alone. Nope, he jumps it and keeps on me.
He followed me all the way onto Main Street in Concord until he got stopped at a light and I didn't...I didn't park in my usual place on the street behind work because I was afraid he'd go and damage my car more (haven't checked the car yet for damage from whatever he threw at me). I ducked into one of the garages where he can't see me and he didn't see where I went anyway.
So, All in all my week back to work has started off fabulously! Monday, not much of much except work work work and piles more of work to catch up on and then I almost get smooshed by some inbred, halfwit of a truckdriver from Vermont no less! (no offense meant to my VT ppl. here)
His plate has been reported and I'm working on finding out what company he works for to send a report into them and get the fucker fired! He deserves to lose his license if he can't keep his cool and drive courteously like the rest of us try to do.
Now, after work I need to go check my roof and hood for damage. fuckin' asshole!
____________________ Get in, Sit down, Shut up and HANG ON!
Good Lord Chelly... where do you find these frigin people!!! God damn bastid!!! I would have gotten out and kicked his ASS for that throwing crap. if you want to be an asshole and yell shit and flip people off because you fucked up fine... but to throw crap and try to go damage to someone elses car... nope... not cool.. not cool at all.
dont worry... ill go find him and kick his ass!!
____________________ Its all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye with a dick
THE LESSON IS NEW ENGLANDERS NEED A PROFESSIONAL DRIVING COURSE...IGNORaNT ASS DRIVERs....SPEEDING IN SNOW AND GO SLOW IN RAIN AND FORGET HOW TO MERGE AND FORGET WHAT THE GODAAMN FUCK A YIELD SIGN IS. ASSHOLE FUCK NEW ENGLAND SEEL IT BACK TO CANADA AND GIVE THEM THERE HOCKEY GIVE US OUR BASEBALL AND ISOLATE FROM NY DOWN
____________________ Captain Morgan and Dr.Pepper are my homies....
