Man, all my work is garbage. Why does everyone else leave me the total trash? It’s a front control module for a minivan for christ sake! How hard can it be? Great, total shit. This one looks reasonable. Fuckin cherrypickers. VCC short to ground…….. U4 measures ok……… cap measures ok……..hmm solder ball, better scrape it off. Theres another one……..*scraping solder off pcb* I wonder what the best odds you can get on a scratch off ticket are………If I could find a game with good odds and most of the prizes still available, I stand a good chance of making some cash. #goes to txlotto homepage# wow, look at the corvette cash one, five bucks but 5 of the vettes are still available! Lots of 25K prizes too. Odds are good, 3.61:1……….wow, look at the dollar tickets. Double dollars has good odds, better than the rest. Smaller prizes but more frequent………maybe I could make a spreadsheet that would detail my personal success per game……..I should have a money spent versus money won column……. How can you make excell keep soing the sigma function indefinately?……….. shit, here comes joe………..#measures c234 with cap meter# ……. Wow, theres a lot of flux there. …..#scrapes flux# “HI JOE.”…….(mindless banter)……….It would be a lot easier to play odds if I could rig up some kind of real time prize tracking system that would update to my spreadsheet……….I could write a program that would hilight a game when the odds and number of prizes became overly favorable……..dammit, how do you figure the statistics on this crap?……….shoulda paid more attention in school…….man school sucked……..That girl was pretty hot though…….. her sister sure was a slut……..fat but easy………The car wash was cool, driving lots of corvettes. I shoulda bought a corvette in high school when I had nothing but disposable income………….Im gonna make my kids buy a bitchin car when they are in highschool……it’s the only way…………I wonder if I can afford a 1st gen viper yet………#checks ebay motors# hmm, venom package…….. wow those are hot…….. I could totally see myself killing people with that car…………wow, 1st gens are comin under 30k….. If I cancel cable and move into a smaller place………ah dammit, bad credit owns me………..crap, boss. ……….good, he left………I need to go buy a corvette cash lotto ticket today. I think Im gonna win……….oh yeah spreadsheet. I wonder if Jonny bolt knows how to write software like that…… I should start a company called slacktech industries……..If I slack off this much than surely other people do too. Could prally make a killing…….be rich. If I got a little camera and put it in a picture frame or other office crap and got a bluetooth setup so that it could transmit to your computer as a live video to warn you of approaching trouble………… or maybe a little light so its not so obvious…….I wonder if jonny bolt can write a program for that……… I need to make a personalized proximity alert too…… like you could program to a specific person……….biometrics or something………shit if I copuld do that I wouldn’t be here slaving away at this crap………This board sucks, probablly a defective circuit. #gets a different board#…… I hope there isnt a meeting today……. No wait, that would be ok since It takes away from time at my desk………my watch is dirty…..wheres my brush and alcohol?……… #brushes watch#……..wow, that’s a lot better……..now that watch schmunda is all over the desk. ……#brushes desk# dammit, its larry………#chats with larry, work related# ………damn that guy stinks………..I need to buy beer when I get off…………need gas too…………gas or beer?………….I can get a steel reserve for a buck and get like 7 bucks in gas……………or six in gas and a scratch off for my research…………..damn, its only 230………..one more day too…………Pour off is this weekend……….I wonder if the wife is pregnant again………….I should write up a piece about my day and post it on TF…….. #writes this crap#…….break time.
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