codger laid down the challenge so here goes nothin'.
OK what the hay should i trivially trash about the ZX5.
well let's see....our CD player died last week and the car has a few scratches. so this proves that the cd player and paint are cheap and the car is unsafe to drive with these flaws. i've contacted an attorney to file a class action suit against fomoco. anyone want to join in?
also the car doesn't look like a ferrari and for the amount of money i paid for it, it should, so i'm adding that to the suit.
last, the car doesn't produce tequila as a by-product of the combustion process which i was told it would. so that goes in the suit as well.
oh yeah and some sperm got on the leather seats (don't know how and don't ask) and stained them. tequila won't even take take it off. i was told the leather was stain resistant so i'm lumping that in too.
Another serious failure.
My windshield wipers were supposed to have enough power to launch a clay pigeon at least 30 feet up.
Never gets that far so I have to shoot low. Think I'll put a claim in at the dealer for the defective windshield that has holes in it.
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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams...John Barrymore
