Tearing apart on the highway in Portland, a 2001 or 2002 Black Mazda Proto. These things are not that slow at all, but still could not touch me. Bwahahahaha. Oh and I know that Chelly will read this, I saw your Zinc ZX3 at Starkey on Thursday hon. She looked like she was trying to go after that Red Hot looking GT-40 that we(Portsmouth Ford) sold to some putz that decided that after buying the car, he did not want it anymore and wanted Port Ford to buy it back. We said, No, and Starkey bought it instead. Sorry about the GT-40. But that slow Proto did not know what hit his monkey ass. After I blew passed him doing a buck 4.
Yep, I had her in for her first check-up and they did NOTHING to the symptoms.
Know this - do NOT bring your car into Starkey when Dan's on Vacation! Nothing gets done.
I'm not a happy camper right now. My car pulls to the right ever since those assholes towed me and if you're over 12k miles Ford won't do an alignment for free. So, I'm stuck going to have to foot the bill on that one and then go after the idiots at Devine Towing in Manchester.
My paint has a crack in it on the drivers quarterpanel...and actual split in the paint and the guy - Stever said someone did some type of 'prying' with some kind of a tool and they won't repair it. I've not looked at it closely yet, but today she gets a full on detail. The weather is gorgeous and it's WAX time for my baby!
Oh, and to absolutely piss me off these monkies scratched the hell out of one of my beautiful Ford Racing Tuner Rims with something and they also didn't use the same damn holes for putting the rims back on and now you can see the scratches inside where the tools have been spinning around and scratching the inside. I'm not pleased and don't you think Dan won't get an ear full when he gets back on Tuesday! I'm APESHIT! The one place I've trusted with my car and they fuck me just like the rest.
Oh, another thing she went in for. Evidently in 2003 Ford had rec'd enough complaints about ppl. getting whacked in the face with the hatch so they took some of the pressure out of the hatch struts and mine you have to practically hold up the whole time or risk getting slammed in the back of the head. Hmmm....what idiot is smacking themselves in the face with that thing anyway???? You don't need to lean into it to open
So, I need some 2k2 or earlier hatch struts with some balls to them. If anyone has some spare, let me know. I need some...these are pissing me off.
____________________ Get in, Sit down, Shut up and HANG ON!
