This fosted tip fool was on his phone hooking up some gay hookers or something when he looked over at me and gave me that smug look that says Im better than you because I have the cheapest Ford ERRR Jaguar you can buy. Since his window was down I asked him if he liked his car. He said yes in a schmucky kind of way. So I asked him "If youre gonna spend 30K on a Ford, why not get a fast one instead? He didnt seem to like it so he told me it was plenty fast, faster than mine. Two words, prove it. (shoulda asked for money) Anyways, auto faguar never even had a chance. Its all about the gears biotch.
