A New Hampshire man drank himself into a stupor and awoke to find his drinking buddy had clamped a padlock around his family jewels. The Brentwood, N.H. man, whose name was not released, apparently called police for help after spending 2 weeks with the lock clinging to his testicles. Not only had he fallen victim to his friend's drunken prank, he told police, but the key broke in the lock, according to the Portsmouth Herald. He later attempted to remove the lock with a hacksaw. He was unsuccessful. Brentwood police and an ambulance crew brought the intoxicated 39-year old man to Exeter Hospital early in the morning of July 30-with the lock still in place. A locksmith was summoned to the hospital, where officials said the man was treated and released "without sustaining lasting injury," the Herald reported. While fire officials declined to comment on the rescue, police Cpl. H.D. Wook IV said the man was intoxicated when officers arrived at 3:40 a.m. that Saturday. " Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.
LMAO!!!!! what ya'll think...???...
____________________ Racing a Honda is like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
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____________________ Racing a Honda is like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
GROUP-B!!!!
R.I.P Aayrton Senna DaSilva 1960-1994 (Best F1 driver in the World...)
