A blonde is rowing a boat across a corn field when another blonde drives by on a nearby road. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and starts yelling at the blonde in the boat.
"You know, it's blondes like you that make blondes like me look stupid! If I could swim I'd come out there and kink your a$$!"
____________________ "Men and boys alike love burnouts because they involve machinery, loud noises, and destruction."