> > A cowboy walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
> > bar.
> >
> > "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
> >
> > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
>of
> > your penis?"
> >
> > The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
> >
> > The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
>the
> > name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan
>'Just
> > Do It. 'That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because
>"It
> > really
> > Satisfies'."
> >
> > The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him
>a
> > second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left,
>who
> > is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?
> >
> > The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX". The thirsty cowboy
>asks,
> > "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
>keeps
> > on
> > tickin!"
> >
> > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his right, who is
>sipping
> > a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call yours?" The man
>turns
>to
> > him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job Number One."
>Then
>he
> > adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
> >
> > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
>
> > with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> > exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET.
> > Now give me a beer."
> >
> > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
> > asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
>MAN,
> > BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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