Full of Stuffing
There was a guy who every morning, when he first woke up, would bust ass really loud and long. His wife constantly asked him to go to the doctor and get it checked out and warned him, "One of these days you're going to blow your ass out." Of course he ignored her.
On thanksgiving morning his wife woke up early and went down to prepare the turkey, and decided to use the giblets for a little joke. She snuck into the bedroom and placed them down the back of her husband's pants while he slept. She returned to the kitchen and continued her work.
A short time later the man awoke, and as was his routine, farted loud and long, but then there were quick steps to the bathroom. About half an hour later he came downstairs to the kitchen, where his wife could barely contain herself. He said, "Well honey, you were right, and I blew my ass out this morning." She asked if he would now go to the doctor, to which he replied, "Why, it was nothing two fingers and some Vaseline couldn't fix."
