Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work
today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not
come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When
I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes
everything
better and I can go to work. You try.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and
I feel great. I be at work soon................ You got nice house."
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It's not about what you have under the hood, it's about who you have behind the wheel...
