An elephant is walking through the jungle one
day when she gets a thorn stuck in her foot.
The further she walks, the more it hurts.
After a while, she starts to limp. As she
limps along, an ant walks up and asks, "Hey,
what's the matter?"
"I've got this thorn in my foot and I would
do *anything* to get it out."
The ant says, "Anything? Well, would you let
me screw you?"
The elephant thinks about it for a minute and
decides "Why not?, How bad could an ant be?"
So she agrees.
The ant starts pulling on the thorn and,
eventually, gets it out.
True to her word, the elephant then lays down
on her side and moves her tail out of the way.
The ant crawls up and starts going to town.
A monkey up in a coconut palm is watching all
this. He can't quite believe his eyes. As the
ant mounts the pachyderm, the monkey starts
laughing and rolling around in the tree. His
actions knock a coconut out of the tree and
it falls and hits the elephant right between
the ears.
The elephant moans loudly in pain,
"Awwoooohhhhh!"
Hearing this, the ant yells out at the top of
his voice, "Take it all baby, take it all!"
