A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to
hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of
chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift?"
"Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the nearest gas station."
The driver replied, "OK, but first you have to screw me! No screw, no
ride."
She said, "I'm sorry, I don't need a ride that badly."
So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver had a parrot on
his
shoulder. The parrot started saying, "No screw, no ride! No screw, no
ride!" The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I'm gonna
throw you in back with the chickens!"
About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No , no ride!" So the
driver slammed on the breaks and threw him in back with the chickens!
About 2 more miles further down the road, the driver heard sirens and
saw flashing lights, so he pulled over. He got out of the truck and
approached the officer. "What's the problem, officer. I wasn't speeding
was I?"
The officer said, "I wasn't pulling you over for speeding. I just
wanted
to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens out the trailer
screaming, "No screw , no ride! No , no ride!"
