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funnyone
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 Posted: Mon Sep 6th, 2004 07:21 pm
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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:



1.  An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.



2.  An old friend who once saved your life.



3.  The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.



Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?



Think before you continue reading.



This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.



You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first.



Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.



However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.



The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.



He simply answered:  "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.  I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."



Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.



Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."



HOWEVER...., the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers...I just love happy endings.  Don't You???

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 Posted: Mon Sep 6th, 2004 08:30 pm
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See that's why they call you "funnyone" ;)



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funnyone
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 Posted: Mon Sep 6th, 2004 09:03 pm
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Well, until I get another hand-me down car, I do not have a whole lot to contribute to the other discussions so humor will have to be my specialty.

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 Posted: Mon Sep 6th, 2004 11:29 pm
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funnyone wrote: Well, until I get another hand-me down car, I do not have a whole lot to contribute to the other discussions so humor will have to be my specialty.Actually the Escort has been mentioned here before awhile back. 14 yrs old and still ticking! It's shows that proper maintenance can get you longevity  And your welcome to post on all the forums! :) 

Last edited on Mon Sep 6th, 2004 11:33 pm by teamfocus



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 Posted: Mon Sep 6th, 2004 11:59 pm
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Well, thanks for the historical update.  I didn't know my car was famous for being old.  Maintenance plus the low miles for its first 7 years helped, too.

Yes, it is ticking and has some ticks and clicks and groans (occasionally). :)

The environment was happy when the air conditioner was replaced with an environmentally friendly AC; however, the car loses a considerable amount of power when running the new and improved air conditioner.  But the air conditioner keeps everything chilled and perky, if you know what I mean.  :D

 

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 Posted: Tue Sep 7th, 2004 05:39 pm
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um, hello funnyone - like the post, but may I ask who you are?



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03ChromeChica
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 Posted: Tue Sep 7th, 2004 06:05 pm
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I was kind of thinking the same thing Chelly.. hehe



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 Posted: Tue Sep 7th, 2004 06:13 pm
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yep, I see rick knows.  :D



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 Posted: Thu Sep 9th, 2004 10:35 pm
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ok wow that was awesome.

 

I would have just driven by all of them. HA



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