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  Posted: Tue Jun 1st, 2004 01:53 am
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Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house.


 



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  Posted: Tue Jun 1st, 2004 02:41 am
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Hahahaha! I should've seen that coming, but I didn't.



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Blindsided me too.  That's a good one.



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  Posted: Tue Jun 1st, 2004 01:11 pm
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:DGreat one!!! :D



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  Posted: Tue Jun 1st, 2004 03:05 pm
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:D Nearly a situation of coffee through the nose on that one!



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  Posted: Tue Jun 1st, 2004 05:33 pm
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LMAO



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  Posted: Tue Jun 15th, 2004 02:10 pm
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LMFAO.

I used my last sick day, so I called in dead.



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