WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second
Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat
ring. 5th
Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
POLISH WOMEN:
First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave you the wrong
address. Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost
getting to the restaurant and then again going home. Third Date: She's
pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing happens
again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant
by someone other than you.
LATIN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Riunite, have
sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date:
Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live
happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
____________________ Racing a Honda is like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
GROUP-B!!!!
R.I.P Aayrton Senna DaSilva 1960-1994 (Best F1 driver in the World...)
