A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The
doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.
"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer camp. A gorgeous buxom
creature lives in the trailer next to mine. I used to peek into her
trailer and I saw that she had a habit.
Each afternoon she would take a hot dog from her refrigerator and put
it
in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she'd sit on it and have a ball.
She nearly drove me crazy.
So I got a bright idea. The other day I got under her trailer and when
she slid the hot dog in the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up
through the hole. She sat down on it and everything was going just
great
until there was a knock at the door."
"And then?" asked the doctor.
"Aw hell," the patient explained, "That's when she tried to kick it
under the stove!"
