Little Grace was not the best student in parochial school. Usually she
slept through her classes. One day the Nun called on her while she was
napping and said, "Tell me,Grace; who created the universe?" When Grace
didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the chair behind her,took a
pencil
and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty!" shouted Grace, and the Nun
said, "Very good". Soon Grace fell back asleep. A while later the Nun
called on Grace and asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Grace
didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnny came to
the
rescue and stuck her with his pencil. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Grace and
the Nun said "Very Good" and Grace sat back down and started to fall
back asleep. Then the Nun asked Grace a third question. What did Eve
say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" This time Grace was just
awake enough to hear the question - and she knew what was coming, so
she
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more
time, I'll break it in half!"
____________________ Racing a Honda is like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
GROUP-B!!!!
R.I.P Aayrton Senna DaSilva 1960-1994 (Best F1 driver in the World...)
, the nun fainted
