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goinloco1
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 Posted: Fri Oct 8th, 2004 06:07 am
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A little OLD lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this
problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and
are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office.

You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week."


The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink
terribly."


The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing.":shock:

Last edited on Fri Oct 8th, 2004 06:07 am by goinloco1

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 Posted: Fri Oct 8th, 2004 01:12 pm
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Another classic that never ceases to make me giggle! :D



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 Posted: Fri Oct 8th, 2004 02:46 pm
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LOL!!!! the funny about that joke is that the other day i was at the clinic with my dad, and an old lady came out talking about smelling her own fart...it was hilarious!!!



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