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 Posted: Tue Jun 1st, 2004 10:51 pm
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To get to the other side.



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 03:29 pm
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why did the rabbit cross the road?



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 03:29 pm
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he was stapled to the chicken



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 04:37 pm
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Why was a road there?



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 04:50 pm
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Because someone decided to destroy thenatural habitat of the chicken andthe rabbit because someone wanted an easier route to some stupid place theydidn' really need to go to anyway. Or theywere buildinga new housing community eventhoughone wasn't necessary and people should find a more original place to live then florida. :D Just an idea.



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 06:23 pm
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And because human kind always find new ways of destroying our wildlife and soon int he end we will end hutning humans and eating human meat, because all the animals will disspear. Just my ideas as well.:)



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 08:21 pm
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hey Mr. V, didthat answer your question? :D



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 10:54 pm
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ummm... to get his capon?

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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 11:55 pm
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bama wrote: hey Mr. V, didthat answer your question? :DWell, it was a good guess on your part, but it's not entirely accurate. You see, the road was built specifically so the chicken and rabbit could have a place to play. So contrary to what has been suggested in previous posts, rather than destroying the habitat, it's actually enhancing it. I mean, think about...how the hell could EITHER of them cross without the road being there? And if the chicken could not cross the road, what in hell would we be doing with our spare time?Well, I'll tell ya what. We might be having sex. That, of course, would lead to a population increase, that would put even more strain on our already stressed environment. More trees would have to be cut down, more buildings like strip malls would have to be built, traffic would increase to the point where nobody could cross the road, including the chicken and rabbit. And I've already explained what could happen if they couldn't cross. So I, for one, am damned glad that road was there.



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 Posted: Sat Jun 5th, 2004 03:22 am
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Mr. Versatile wrote:
bama wrote: hey Mr. V, didthat answer your question? :DWell, it was a good guess on your part, but it's not entirely accurate. You see, the road was built specifically so the chicken and rabbit could have a place to play. So contrary to what has been suggested in previous posts, rather than destroying the habitat, it's actually enhancing it. I mean, think about...how the hell could EITHER of them cross without the road being there? And if the chicken could not cross the road, what in hell would we be doing with our spare time?Well, I'll tell ya what. We might be having sex. That, of course, would lead to a population increase, that would put even more strain on our already stressed environment. More trees would have to be cut down, more buildings like strip malls would have to be built, traffic would increase to the point where nobody could cross the road, including the chicken and rabbit. And I've already explained what could happen if they couldn't cross. So I, for one, am damned glad that road was there.


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 Posted: Sat Jun 5th, 2004 04:18 am
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:D:D



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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 01:28 am
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I left myself WIDE open didn't I?



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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 03:27 pm
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Yep!



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 Posted: Sat Jun 12th, 2004 12:15 am
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So this blonde walks into a bar. It hurt.



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 Posted: Sat Jun 12th, 2004 02:22 pm
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yeah that was an old one. And yes I have heard it many many times.



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