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 Posted: Thu Jun 3rd, 2004 11:46 pm
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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers
are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow,
and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He
can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says:
"You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops
working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 02:17 am
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hahaha:D



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 03:02 am
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That's about right!



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 01:29 pm
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Oh god, LOL :D:D:D



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 Posted: Fri Jun 4th, 2004 03:30 pm
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that was funny!



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