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gr33nlemon
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Mana: 
  Posted: Sat Jun 5th, 2004 09:34 pm
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Whats the difference between a killer whale and Michael Jackson?

   One's black and white and encourages little boys to touch his blowhole, the other's a whale

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A man goes to see his rabbi with something terrible on his mind.

   "Whats wrong?" the rabbi wants to know

    "I think my wife is trying to poison me." the man says

    "How can that be?"  the rabbi wonders. "Let me talk to your wife and I'll see what I can find out."

The next day the rabbi calls the man and says "Well I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?"

     "Yes," the man answers anxiously.

    "Take the poison."

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A midget is riding on a bus when a blonde steps on him.

    "Hey, you, brunette, watch where you're going," yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, "I am not a brunette, I am a blonde." The midget replies, "Not from where I'm standing."

Last edited on Sat Jun 5th, 2004 09:35 pm by gr33nlemon



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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 06:04 pm
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Good ones Mikey!!



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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Jun 7th, 2004 02:43 am
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The last one is sick!!!!!! Funny jokes, these were great!!!:)



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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Jun 7th, 2004 07:38 pm
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:Dlol



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2004 06:36 pm
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 :D I think I'll carry this to the next level...
 

What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.


:P:D:cool: no offense intended.

Last edited on Tue Jun 8th, 2004 06:37 pm by Chelly03PZEV



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Jun 9th, 2004 05:47 pm
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This one took me and Krista a while to figure out.

 

Whats grey and comes in quarts?

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An elephant.
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