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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 05:51 am
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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the priest finished with the eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist



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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 06:17 am
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Yesssssss!:D



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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 03:31 pm
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LMFAO!



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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 04:26 pm
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hahahahanaahahahahahahahahahaha



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MY eyes are watering!!!!



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