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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 05:53 am
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FARMHOUSE WIDOW

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled up to a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there, and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed, she explained, and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

AND YOU THOUGHT THE ENDING WOULD BE DIFFERENT ---- DIDN'T YOU??



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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 03:26 pm
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OMG!:shock:



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 Posted: Sun Jun 6th, 2004 05:58 pm
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HAHAHA, that was a good one.



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 Posted: Sat Jun 12th, 2004 12:19 am
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LOL That worked perfectly because I had to scroll to see the punchline.



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 Posted: Sat Jun 12th, 2004 02:22 pm
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that was funny!



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