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 Posted: Wed Jun 23rd, 2004 03:10 am
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A
fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"
 
The man replied, "150."So the robot proceeded to make
conversation about Quantum physics, string theory,
atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really
cool." The man decided to test the robot. He walked
out the bar, turned around, and came back in for
another drink.

Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man
responded, "100." So the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to
himself, "Wow, this is really amazing."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As
before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, you
gonna vote for Bush again?"



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 Posted: Wed Jun 23rd, 2004 03:15 am
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Hee hee. I knwo a few people who would like



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 Posted: Wed Jun 23rd, 2004 03:18 am
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Thats good! LOL:D



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 Posted: Sat Jun 26th, 2004 02:09 pm
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omg.......i didnt see that coming......i like that one

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 Posted: Sat Jun 26th, 2004 05:24 pm
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good one.:D



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