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Mana: 
  Posted: Sat Jun 26th, 2004 06:25 pm
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THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003

Do you think that newspapers ever hire English majors
to write the headline titles?

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Obviously the answer to the question at the beginning
is "no!"

And there was one more a friend sent back to me:

"Police Chief says when we find prostitutes on our streets, we stay on
top of them"




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Mana: 
  Posted: Sat Jun 26th, 2004 06:33 pm
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oh now that's just awesome.



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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Jun 27th, 2004 03:04 am
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LOL! Those are great.:D



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  Posted: Sun Jun 27th, 2004 04:04 am
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"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"
Jonathan Swift would have approved.:D



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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Jun 27th, 2004 07:00 am
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"Police Chief says when we find prostitutes on our streets, we stay on
top of them"



I knew my father was a police officer for a reason

its all so clear to me now
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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Jun 27th, 2004 08:20 pm
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Those are funny.
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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Jun 28th, 2004 01:54 pm
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Oh man, all of those r killer, cool find Rick!! :)



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