One in the departure lounge: The need to defecate imminently.
Picasso Arse: A woman, whose panties are too small for her,
so she looks like she has four buttocks.
Salad Dodger: An overweight person.
Sperm Wail or Spuphemism: A verbal outburst made during
the male orgasm.
Starfish Trooper or Arsetronaut: A homosexual.
Swamp Donkey: A deeply unattractive woman.
Tart Fuel or Bitch Piss: Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly
consumed by young women.
Titanic: A woman who goes down first time out.
Todger Dodger: A lesbian.
Double Bagger: Someone that you need two paper bags to
fuck. One to cover their head, and one to cover yours,
in case their bag falls off.
Up on blocks: Menstruating or otherwise out of action,
like a car in a garage. "I don't thin I'm in luck tonight lads, the
missus is up on blocks."
Vagina Decliner: A homosexual.
X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.
Airplane Blonde: One who has bleached or dyed
her hair blonde but still has a black box.
Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.
Badly Packed Kebab: A term for the female genitalia.
Beaver Leaver: A homosexual.
Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at three in the morning.
Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home
after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where
you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Bone of Contention: A hard-on that causes an argument,
e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on
TV with his girlfriend.
Breaking The Seal: Your first piss in the pub, usually after two hours
of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to
the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.
Bruce Lee: An erect nipple.
Budgie's Tongue, Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag:
The female erection.
Double Bass: A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from
behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her
Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used
when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is
slightly different.
Drink Link: A modern term, for a cashpoint machine (ATM).
Named so because it is common to visit one before going out
on the booze.
Yeah, I think i hung out with an aussie way too much bc i knew most of them... and some of them i still use from time to time
I got another one too....
Root.... to have sex.. or probably better put.. to f*ck
Best part about that... My aussie friend Mike and I were best friends living in Montreal... nice Canadian clothing store called Roots.... always got a kick out of that
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Mr. Versatile wrote: 03ChromeChica wrote: Ive never heard of most of these, but they are funny as hell !I agree. There's a couple of them I don't get.
Which ones?
I have an Aussie in the office.
Yup, I got a chuckle out of Roots too.
Can also refer to penis. Number of female Aussie contestants at the winter olympics here in 88 asked why we had Roots stores.
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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams...John Barrymore
