The husband is laying on his hammock in the shade with a fresh beer,
reading a Penthouse Forum magazine the wife had just brought him before
she went to mow the yard and weed the garden.
Mz O'biddy the neighbor across the street saw this from her porch, and
after sitting there for a while letting her anger brew, she jumps up
and
stomps across the street to confront her neighbor about the womanizing
injustice.
Since Mr. Neighbor is now taking a nap, she picks up the beer and pours
it on him, and he bellows, "What the HELL??!?!?!?"
Mz O'Biddy "What's the meaning of this? Your wife weeded the garden,
and
is now mowing the yard while you lay here in the shade with a beer
reading that filth. You are SCUM! Do you HEAR ME?!? SCUM!! I'm going to
talk to your WIFE and give HER a change in attitude! SHAME on your lazy
ass for making her do all the work! You should be HUNG!"
Mr. reaches inside his shorts and pulls out a 14" long thick tool and
says matter-of-fact-like, "I AM hung, and THAT is EXACTLY why she
VOLUNTEERED to do all the work!"
