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teamfocus
TF Administrator
| Joined: | Mon May 24th, 2004 |
| Location: | Redwood City, California USA |
| Posts: | 4647 |
| Year/Model: | 2001 ZX3 ... | | Occupation: | Whatever suits me at the time! | | Interests: | Cars, Fishkeeping | | Male/Female: | Male |
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Posted: Tue Jun 29th, 2004 05:20 pm |
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What do you call a prostitute with her hand in her panties? Self
employed.
What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer?
A fucking know-it-all.
Do you know the difference between a salad and a blowjob?
No? Well, okay then, let me take you out to lunch.
It'll be my treat!
What's the favorite TV show in Arkansas?
Touched By An Uncle.
How is a dick like fishing?
Throw back the small ones, eat the medium ones and ...
mount the large ones.
How do you get your husband interested in oral sex?
Douche with beer
Did you hear about the prostitute who was into bondage?
She was strapped for cash.
Did you hear about the masochistic homosexual?
He was sucker for punishment.
What do menstrual periods and spaghetti sauce have in common? If you
miss your Ragu, you could be Prego.
How do you know your mechanic has just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean.
Big Mike says "Hey, I answered all of these, wha'd I win?"
____________________
Rick (Rokie)
rtdring@yahoo.com
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