A young woman, wearing a tight leather mini-skirt with
matching tight leather boots and jacket, was waiting
for the city bus.
When the young woman stepped up to board the bus,
she quickly realized that her skirt was too tight. The embarrassed
young woman reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little. She
hoped this would give her enough slack to climb the stairs onto the
bus.
Much to her chagrin, though, that didn't help.
A big Texan, who was in line behind the embarrassed,
young woman, gently lifted her from the waist and
helped her onto the bus.
As expected, the young woman went ballistic, and turned
on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you
touch me! I don't even know who you are!"
The big Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but since you were unzippin' my fly, I kinda
figured that we was friends!"
