A blond was speeding down the road in her red sports car when she was pulled
over by a police officer. The office, who was another blond, approached the
care and asked the driver to show her driver's license.
The driver rummaged through her purse in ever-increasing panic and finally
turned to the officer and said, "I can't seem to find it. Can you tell me
what it looks like?"
The officer told her, "It's a small rectangle with your picture on it."
The driver looked again in her purse and found a small mirror. She held it up
and looked at it and handed to the officer, sighing with relief, "Here it is!"
The officer looked at it and handed it back to her, saying, "I'm sorry to have
bothered you. I didn't realize you were also a police officer."
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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams...John Barrymore
