Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my last
child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those
payments!
So I called my baby girl to come over to my house. When she got there,
I told her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your
Mama and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get
from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression
she had on her face." So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was
so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what did
she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you arent my Daddy."
