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 Posted: Sun Jul 4th, 2004 05:50 pm
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging

her  breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower,
rub

your  nipples and  say,  "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
boobies".

So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked!

She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late and when she was on the bus she
realized

she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new

boobs and  didn't want to lose them. So she got up, right in the middle
of the

bus, and said,  "Scooby doobie doobies I want bigger boobies."

A guy was sitting nearby and asked her,  "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any
chance?"

"Why yes, I do. How did you know?"

He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock".



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 Posted: Sun Jul 4th, 2004 08:31 pm
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That's an old one. Still funny tho.:D



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Chelly03PZEV
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 Posted: Sun Jul 4th, 2004 09:05 pm
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thank you rick - you just made this whole nutty crew laugh. 

Happy 4th of July all - even if you are Canadian!



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 Posted: Tue Jul 6th, 2004 02:14 pm
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Nice one....

Now you need the one about the face lift and the knob...



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Chelly03PZEV
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 Posted: Tue Jul 6th, 2004 02:26 pm
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Now you need the one about the face lift and the knob...



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 Posted: Tue Jul 6th, 2004 04:22 pm
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oh sweet jesus!



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 Posted: Wed Jul 7th, 2004 12:56 am
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:D:D:D:D:DI can't stop laughing, lol



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