A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to
go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened
the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland,
Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only
thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the
bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll,
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are
really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened
the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
wings,pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...
there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
"LISTEN UP , DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING
BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT
YOUR MOTHER-FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU
ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
