A beautiful young lady was speeding down the highway when she noticed that a State Trooper was on her tail with lights flashing.
As she pulled over to the shoulder she unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
When the trooper got to her side window she put on her best sweetest smile, leaned over just a tantilizing bit and greeted him with " I suppose you didn't pull me over to sell me a ticket to the Troopers Ball, did you?"
Somewhat distracted and surprised by her beauty and friendliness he replied " We are State Troopers. We don't have balls."
Becoming red faced as he saw the woman trying to hold back laughter, her went back to his car and drove off.
This story is urban folklore, but it could have happened.
