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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Jul 7th, 2004 02:03 am
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A college professor was doing a study testing the
senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers,
one at a time, and asked them to identify them by
color and flavor. The children began to say:

Red............cherry
Yellow........lemon
Green........lime
Orange.....orange

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes none of the
children could identify the taste.

"Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what
your mother might sometimes call your father."




One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and
yelled, "Oh, my God! They're assholes!"



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Jul 7th, 2004 03:24 am
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LOL soooo funny. 




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  Posted: Wed Jul 7th, 2004 01:33 pm
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Good one



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  Posted: Wed Jul 7th, 2004 04:11 pm
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Mana: 
  Posted: Thu Jul 8th, 2004 02:55 am
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ROTFLMAO!!

Whew! That was good!

 



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