A young guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All
the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some
pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around
here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Ontario, Canada." The bartender
says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a Taxidermist." The
bartender says, "A Taxidermist? What in tarnation is a Taxidermist? Do you
drive a taxi?" "No, a Taxidermist doesn't drive taxis. I mount animals." The
bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"......
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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams...John Barrymore
