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 Posted: Fri Jul 7th, 2006 10:27 pm
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After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number,
I dialled him -- and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" I asked confused.

"Umm, he's in the shower," she responded.

"Would you please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and
immediately hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I angrily dialled again. This time a man
answered. "This is Mike," he said.

"Like Hell you are!" I exclaimed. "You're not my boyfriend!"

"Lady, I know that," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell
my wife for the past half-hour."



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