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 Posted: Sat Aug 12th, 2006 09:27 pm
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A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking
Chinese girl. She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to
her place "for a coffee".

When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while
she slips into something more comfortable. Just as he finishes getting
his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through
negligee.

"I am your sex slave!" she says,

"I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"

Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his
luck. so he says: "I really fancy a 69".....

"Fuck Off" replies the girl..... "I'm not cooking at this time of
night!"



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 Posted: Sun Aug 13th, 2006 10:16 pm
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Explain?



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 Posted: Sun Aug 13th, 2006 11:08 pm
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ProjectFocusFast wrote: Explain?
In Asian resturaunts the meals are usally numberd when ordering.



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 Posted: Mon Aug 14th, 2006 02:09 am
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Ah. Now it makes sense!



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