Hmmm A TOY CHEST"
One of the women in the neighborhood asked her husband to buy her a fur
coat for their 25th anniversary. He just snorted and laughed out loud,
remarking, "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow
hair on your chest!"
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With that she hiked up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her
pubic area forward.
"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!"
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"That's not your chest!" he roars back.
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"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was
your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards
it became our family chest....AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT....IT
WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"
