A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him grabs
his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts
crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck
driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between
sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an
important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home
but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At
home found my wife in bed with the Mexican gardener. So I came to this
bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life,
and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
