Last night I was in a rare tender mood. I made love
to my wife and afterward held her close.
"I love you terribly," I whispered.
"You certainly do," was her reply.
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An American businessman in Glasgow walked into a restaurant and asked
the waitress what the special was. "Roast and rice," the Scottish miss
replied in a heavy brogue.
"You certainly do roll your R's," the businessman observed.
"I suppose," she giggled, beginning to blush, "but only when
I wear high heels."
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A young man was out on a date with a rather flat-chested girl. The
evening ended on the sofa in her apartment. The boy put his arm around
her and made a few preliminary passes.
The girl stiffened indignantly. "Here, here!" she exclaimed.
